Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She announced her abortion via fbk
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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