Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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