ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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