I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I pour the whiskey from now on
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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