What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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