WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Randomize
