i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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