Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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