If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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