you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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