If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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