Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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