Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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