Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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