So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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