hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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