This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
MIDGETS
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I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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