I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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