Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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