It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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