Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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