i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I need to sanitize my soul.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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