it hurts more in the daytime
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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