butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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