I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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