She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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