Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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