How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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