So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
