Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
It's blow job season.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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