I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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