her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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