Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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