we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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