no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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