You're my little dorito
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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