my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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