Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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