i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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