didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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