We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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