I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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