I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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