wakey wakey hands off snakey
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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