SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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