The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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