That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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