Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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