think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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