We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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