That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I think a kid would responsible me up
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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