I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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