I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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