She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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