Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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