dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
We had sex on a dog bed..
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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